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Ah, I love it when I have to make new categories. Means things are openin' up in new worlds.

Now, I've been told there's a TON of sex going on in EVE. However, when a game has a pet name of "Massively Multiplayer Online Spreadsheets", and I have no proof (because none of the EVE players I know will write for us. PANSIES!), I find that hard to believe. Luckily, we've now got a little somethin' somethin' to show off.

Kotaku originally reported that you can get cybersex in EVE. Well, we just kinda of assume that for all games these days.

However, The Second Life Herald went above and beyond the call of duty (wait, they're a tabloid, this is sex. This IS their duty.), have reported that you can now sign up for porn delivery straight to your... thingy that can have porn delivered to it in game (sentences like this are why we need game world specific writers). The service apparently has 3000+ subscribers. Emergent sex business!

(Image and Post) via The Second Life Herald


Hot or Not. It's a formula that's been used time and time and time and time again. So why not apply it to virtual worlds?

That's exactly what Sexy Sprite aims to do.

They cover every world that has avatars, so no matter if you're on Second Life, Guild Wars, World of Warcraft, or any other MMO.

Hey, I wonder if I could take a picture of my desc from LambdaMOO...

via IGDA Sex in Games Blog


GameDaily has an interview with Tina Courtney, producer on Naughty America (Previous mentioned on MMOrgy here and here). In contains such gems as (and seriously, I shit you not, these questions ARE consecutive in the interview):


Why did you go with 2D instead of 3D?

Well, with 3D you're trying very hard to be realistic, and if you don't succeed in making it totally realistic then it looks really cheesy.

Since you can go to the plastic surgeon, what can you have enhanced?

Your breasts and your penis size.

Now, I'm not sure if that's savvy editing or pure coincidence, but that's comedy gold right there.

via IGDA Sex in Games Blog


We've gotten a couple of articles on cybersex in today, and since sex in MMOs still mainly hinges on textual interaction (at least, until qDot gets around to finishing up something usable), we thought they'd be appropriate.

First off, a rather old article from Sex Therapist Dr. Marty Klein on whether cybersex is actually sex, and why people have cybersex at all. Between then and now, all we've gained in terms of widely-used cybersex technology is more fonts, so much of the analysis in the article is still applicable today.

Off the news wire, Reuters is reporting that a poll of Canadian students showed that 87 percent had reported having some sort of text/voice/video internet-based sex experience. Interesting statistic, especially with the number of students also likely to be playing MMOs.


GLBT issues in online games have become a major issues in the past few weeks due to the ever-present Blizzard issues. While doing some research, I found this academic project site that outlines some of the gay gathering places in Second Life.

As this project was done in the Fall of last year, it's questionable as to how many of these places still exist, though we do know that Haz Pazaar is still around.



Well, we're really, really pushin' it in terms of what we're calling Machinima Porn at the moment, but this at least involves someone being nude. Well, virtually nude.

You know what we mean.

Stepping a few notches down in quality from the last post about Brokesim Mountain, we now have a rather fuzzy SL rendered reenactment of the 2004 Superbowl Halftime Incident. Why we needed this incident rerendered, I dunno, but hey, it's content!

via Second Life Herald


Yes, someone took a whole bunch of SIms 2 mods, munged them together, and came up with a Brokeback Mountain set for the Sims.

"Bareback Mountain" Machinima Porn appearing in 5... 4... 3...

via Wonderland


Well, it seems some of the inhabitants of Second Life aren't very happy with the invasion of the Suicide Girls. So much so that they've decided to yell about it on the forums.

Now, for those of you not familiar, there are many SLers who will yell about anything on the forums. Servers down for a update? Yelling. Textures not appearing fast enough? Yelling. It's Tuesday? Totally Linden Labs fault. Yelling.

However, there's been a lot of discussion about Linden Lab using a porn company as a sort of advertising. This finally prompted one of the LL staff to hand down a FAQ on the whole situation.

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Suicide Girls in Second Life FAQ

Q. Is there a deal/agreement/contract between Linden Lab and the Suicide Girls?
A. No

Q. Were the Suicide Girls approached by Linden Lab to join Second Life as a part of a program or promotion?
A. No

Q. Were the Suicide Girls given a special offer to check out Second Life?
A. Yes

Q. Do the Suicide Girls owe Linden Lab something in return?
A. No

Q. Why did Linden Lab do this?
A. There is an interest in seeing how existing web communities can extend what they offer members by having a virtual space where they can meet and interact. The Suicide Girls have a very active community and Second Life is a good fit for them to be able to meet and greet each other as well as their site members.

Please remember that the residents in Second Life with the last name Suicide are like all residents and deserve to be treated according to the Community Guidelines and Standards.

There will be more web communities in the future joining Second Life as we continue to grow and expand and they should be given the chance to make a home just as we all have.

I am always willing to talk with concerned residents in world and would ask that you respect other residents’ right to privacy.

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There's currently around 90 Suicide Girls in the world, as can be counted by their special last name, "Suicide". I honestly haven't been any of them around the world, and don't really know if they have any plans, but just being there at the moment is enough to be setting some people off. More as we find out.

via Rebang


Following on the heels of World of Warcraft's event, City of Heroes/Villains now has their very own Valentine's Day quest. Love in the the digital air, it seems. Even though it's really just a holiday event like any other, it's interesting to see all these MMOs gearing up for love.


Time for your mid-day dose of Blizzardy goodness:

As we reported earlier but I couldn't find the URL for, InNewsWeekly reports that Blizzard Customer Service has apologized to the guild in question over the GLBT issue. All warnings and threats of punishment have been retracted. Note, however, that policy wording is still under consideration, so we're not out of the woods yet. Blizzard has shown that they will certainly stand against (what seems to be popular, but I'm kinda immersed in the side that I agree with) opinion for at least a bit, so who knows what could happen. I'm sure pretty much everyone involved in this will keep their eyes firmly on Blizzard for any upcoming changes.

TerraNova and some major names in MMO Academia decided to take a stand and send an open letter to Blizzard yesterday. Good stuff.

Finally, InNewsWeekly is now collecting a list of gay guilds and gathering places in MMOs. So, if you've got any places you'd like to see on their list, send them some email. I'll certainly be filling up their Second Life list, so gay clubs of the world, please don't close (This means you, Haz Pazaar)


A commercial for a new emergent use of the World of Warcraft MMO.

Birth Control!

Of course, we've shown multiple times on this page that WoW can be just as much a catalyst for sex as it is a libido killer...

via Ludology


Blizzard and timing aren't to be working well together these days. Right off the end of the gay guilds scandal (which qDot has covered into the ground), today's patch notes include an annoucement of an upcoming Valentine's Day Quest.

A strange 'love sickness' will be infecting guards and townsfolk all across Azeroth. Players should speak to the concerned citizens around the major cities if they would like to help solve this dilemma. As part of the event, all the major cities will receive festive decorations such as ribbons, flowers, and heart streamers, and players may even see a few NPCs sharing thoughts of love.

I can already feel the eyes of a thousand gaming bloggers staring unblinkingly into every detail of the quest, scouring to see if Blizzard has made any concessions to their policies. Seeing that the company's point of view so far seems to be "love is what we make it, not you make it", flaunting that philosophy with a specialized holiday mission doesn't seem like the best idea.

via 1up



Even though we tend to concentrate on the more virtually physical side of things here at MMOrgy, we know there's a lot more to online relationships than lust (though they certainly do make that part easier). American Sexuality Magazine has an article outlining the different types of romantic relationships that can happen in online games (specific to Everquest in this case). There's a lot of cute experience stories in the article, I especially love the final quote for meeting a significant other online, “it certainly is something to tell the kids. It definitely beats ‘I met him in a bar!”.

But, it's not exactly like you met him bungie jumping either...


First off, guten Tag to everyone coming in from the Der Spiegel article on WoW!

Now then, Wonderland reported earlier this week that there should be some gay pride parades in WoW in order to retaliate against the guild issues that have been sweeping message boards and blog threads around the net. Well, just like everything else on the internet, if someone says it, someone else probably either has, or will, do it.

Both The Spreading Taint and Stonewall Champions' guilds have been having pride parties over on the Proudmore server for quite a while now, apparently. I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot more of these soon, too.

via Wonderland


Because a day without a WoW GLBT update is like a day without sunshine full of HATE...

First off, since I haven't actually posted this yet, and I can't believe I haven't, here's the webpage for the gulid that's been in question. They've got a ridiculous amount of news and comic links about the thing, just in case you need a break from all of the boring, text only news the rest of us have been posting about it.

Anyways, according to the page, Blizzard has apologized to the guild, sending them a nice letter saying they have retracted the warning and suspension. I could've sworn I saw the letter body somewhere on the net, but I certainly can't seem to find it again. The apology did not mention a change to the policy wording, however, so we're not out of the issue quite yet.

PlayNoEvil has weighed in the topic by discussing how games are defined, presenting the idea of a "Reality Test" to tell whether or not we should compare in world actions to real world equivilents.

On the sillier side of things, Kotaku decided to do an analysis of the WoW Item Inventory to see what kind of naughty names they could come up with. There's "A Bulging Coin Purse", "Advisor’s Gnarled Staff" (Ew), "Kezan’s Unstoppable Taint" (EW), and many, many more. How these guys can pull 20+ posts a day and have time for this, I'll never know. Please, share your meth with the rest of us.


Ok, I've been meaning to post about PlayNoEvil for a long, long time now, but now they've just provided me with a nice list of links that I can just shove into one post and be done with it.

Seriously though, PlayNoEvil has become one of my favorite online gaming blogs lately. No one really deals with the issues of security and privacy, and PlayNoEvil's got experience behind it. Always turns out to be an interesting read.

I'll shut up and let the blog speak for itself.

Review of Virtual World Prostitution Issues

Laws and their applicability to Virtual Worlds

The Consenuality of Cybersex


Second Life Escort Ratings is the new Consumer Reports of SL Sex. If you're gonna pay for your good time, you might as well know what you're getting, so it is now one man's brave quest to try and "review the quality" of every (female) worker in SL, one girl at a time.

For taking on this noble, and most likely very, very thankless, sad task, all we've got to say is good luck. But, really, we don't trust your ratings until we give you a try.

Also: please, post some full logs. How do we know you're doing any better than the girls, eh? -.^

via Clickable Culture, and for some odd reason, BoingBoing and about a million other blogs, too.


Suicide Girls, one of the net's largest goth/punk/alt pinup site, is invading our little virtual suburb known as Second Life.

What they're doing there? Not wearing many clothes, and working on optimizing the shader system for the new graphics engine.

HAH! Just kidding.

They're just helping with the shader system.

via Boing Boing


Over on the City of Villians community site, there's a thread about players who either play with, or even met their significant others in the City of Heroes/Villians worlds. Lots of cute love stories by people who, even though they may live with each other, probably never look up from their monitors and actually SEE each other.

Via Sex Drive Blog


Ok, I swear, this is it. After this, we'll actually post new, interesting things about something other than the WoW thing.

But, for the moment.

As we picked up from Kotaku last week, gay rights legal firm Lambda Legal had taken up the legal banner for gay WoW players. The firm has now sent a letter to Blizzard explaining why their actions could cause lawsuits in the future. The body of the letter is in the extended section of this post.

Picked this one up via Kotaku, and the comment thread on the post is still flamerific, though the arguments aren't really varying much anymore. I still don't see this ending well for anyone, though.

Continue reading "Why It's Illegal to Ungay WoW" »


Well, 3 straight posts on this are really bringing the sexy level of our blog down, and unfortunatly I don't have time to make a boingboing like unicorn post, so you'll just have to suffer until Monday. What would a unicorn post be on here anyways? I suppose I could post some SL porn or something.

Anyways, Blizzard's at it again. This time, Cathode Tan is reporting that a GM in WoW as said that two female characters getting married would be grounds for "reporting" and discipline. This technically does follow the line that Blizzard has been spewing so far, but this is really not going anywhere in terms of their image. There's really not much more to say that we haven't said in the other two posts now, so I'll just end with *sigh*.

via Kotaku


Wow, what an internet wirefire this has turned into.

So, as of our last post (which was last weekend, before Blizzard a chance to clear things up like you know they would...

'cept they didn't.

Here's the exact wording from Blizzard, since I like making my posts look long:

“Apologies for the length of time it took to get this information out to you.

“We encourage community building among our players with others of similar interests, and we understand that guilds are one of the primary ways to forge these communities. However, topics related to sensitive real-world subjects — such as religious, sexual, or political preference, for example — have had a tendency to result in communication between players that often breaks down into harassment.

“To promote a positive game environment for everyone and help prevent such harassment from taking place as best we can, we prohibit mention of topics related to sensitive real-world subjects in open chat within the game, and we do our best to take action whenever we see such topics being broadcast. This includes openly advertising a guild friendly to players based on a particular political, sexual, or religious preference, to list a few examples. For guilds that wish to use such topics as part of their recruiting efforts, our Guild Recruitment forum, located at our community Web site, serves as one open avenue for doing so.

“We will be clarifying some of the language in our game policies in order to help avoid such confusion in the future.”

So, that made no one happy, and the internet has blazed with the light of a million flames since. Joystiq, Kotaku, ShackNews, and other places around the net (check the Joystiq article for more news sources) are seeing heated debate over this issue. Here at MMOrgy, I still stand by what I originally said, and now WolfOfTheAir is weighing in:

Basically, the fact that some number of people (who are probably in the majority) don't care doesn't mean this is a topic that can be swept under the carpet.

They desire not to have to hear about it, and become offended when I shove it in their face. I desire not to have to hear things that I find offensive, but which others shove in my face.

What makes them more special than me?

I see the homophobia-as-humor shtick to be creating a hostile environment to me specifically, and to anyone of the alternative preference set in general. As was mentioned, they're opening themselves up to massive lawsuits if they make homophobic-type remarks available in their own software, and then censure anyone who tries to create an even remotely non-homophobic environment in-game.

The "homophobic-type remarks in the game" issue comes up from the aforementioned post on Shacknews, with the relevant part as follows:

Speaking of innocent sexual language being used in the game, Blizzard built plenty of it into the shipping product, which makes this situation even more absurd. There is a "/flirt" emote with many prerecorded lines of dialogue, including one that states, "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies!" In fact, when I was just now in the game cycling through the pre-recorded "/flirt" emotes in order to find that one, another male character walked up to me and repeatedly invoked the "/sexy" emote, which appeared to me as "Circuitjerky thinks you are a sexy devil." Should I have reported this behavior to a GM? Somebody could have been insulted!.

Research on the IGDA Sex In Games Mailing List found that this quote comes from the Male Tauren character, but could be construed enough ways that it would break Blizzards own policies.

GamesIndustry reported that the Stonewall gay rights group had already called on Blizzard to change their policies. Kotaku is now reporting that a gay rights group has jumped into the fray, with one of their attourneys helping out the WoW players that got the inital warning.

Get your flame-retardant suits, popcorn and lawn chairs, kids. This ain't gonna end any time soon.